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Whether intentionally funny or just completely oblivious, here are some of the worst book titles youve ever seen. Ive been making a collection of peoples misrememberences of movie titles and making up descriptions of what the movies would be like if they really existed. Sophie offord lets use humour to celebrate all that is fabulous and fun about reading. With our over 4,000 most funny jokes, puns and riddles, our jokes are handselected and ready for you to tell to your friends or family, or to bust a gut on. Feb 21, 2020 i find these book titles funny, whether it be the title itself or the choice of cover illustrations, i find the humour in it.
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